Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Writing Bubbles - Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year to one and all.

I find I lose track of time when I am writing intensively. I call it being in a “writing bubble” but “in the zone” will do. By that I don’t mean I forget the time of day – although that happens – but more that I lose track of dates, with all their associated symbolism. That can get me into a great deal of trouble where birthdays and holidays are concerned; and it does not help that I don’t have much of a memory for dates (unless they concern a writing project).

Yes, it is not hard to see where all this is going. However, in my defense, let me say that such social ineptitude is not intentional. It is, I argue vainly, part of a writer’s makeup, a cousin of “Absent Minded Professor Condition.”

This year, I emerged from my writing bubble late December 21 2005 and realized that my chances of getting Christmas Cards out to anyone were zero. Accordingly, I sat down over the next three days wrote about a hundred personalized e-mails. I wish I had sent more. Some of the replies were very touching.

The following is an extract from one of the e-mails I sent out:

“The house is redolent of spices and baking, the tree and decorations are up, the blanket chest is displaying a veritable cornucopia of neatly wrapped presents, and, as I write, my daughter Evie (the very spirit of Christmas) has gone hunting for an organic turkey - which I think she intends to find dead and plucked, though I cannot be sure. I am old enough to remember the days when killing the thing and doing all the rest was considered normal. Mind you, I don't recall that we shot them in Ireland. However, I do remember my stepfather killing a couple of chickens with my machete with spectacularly bloody results. I have actually wrung a few chicken necks in my time on my grandmother's farm though found turkeys a little hard to render dead in a similar fashion - but I was small at the time so it was more like wrestling with a feathered equal who would have won if it had had hands.”

Compliments of the season to you all.

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